(While discussing which useful sea creature Kimi should turn herself into)
Risa – You should turn into SpongeBob!
Evee – That seems relatively useless
Bentley – No, we’ll use her to clean the deck!
Foy – I can take a bath with her
All – Eww!
Foy – You’re the one who keeps saying I need to take a bath, you’re the reason that McCloud’s always dirty
Burke – Yeah they can’t stand your axe body spray (to Foy)
Evee – Ugh, axe body spray… You mean ass body spray. That stuff smells awful.
Cid – Tentacles in the port hole
Burke – Is that a euphemism for something?
Dan – McCloud did the coolest thing last time, he dives off the ship backwards while shooting both pistols!
Foy – Yeah, with a rope tied around his ankle…
Dan – Yeah, it was really cool…
Evee – And of course, Kimi wasn’t there to see it…
Burke – So, she doesn’t believe it happened
(Two bad guys are trying to attack Kimi, who is currently in Shark form)
Dan – Those two guys are trying to… jump the shark (buh dum psttt)
(Clint bravely throws himself between the big bad and Maddie, spending a benny to ensure his victory)
Evee – if Cid has a code of honor, he should get a benny for protecting Maddie…
Cid – No, I don’t want it…
Burke – Take the benny! You rarely get benny’s as it is…
Evee – you earned it….
Cid – well, she’s evil, I don’t want to be rewarded for protecting evil
Maddie – Hey! I’m not evil!
Bentley – McCloud, time for you to shine
McCloud – what you talking about? I’ve been shining all night
Cid – Mooning us doesn’t count as shining…
Dan – (singing) moon shine, moon shine
Dan – McClint…
Bentley – isn’t that a thing?
Evee – Yeah, when you smoosh two names together because those people are together…
Foy – That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard… No don’t write that down!
Evee – too late!
Risa – Bubbles McCloud, McCloud’s new nickname!
Evee – wait, so if those two are McClint, are they McWang?
Risa – no, it’s Cloudy Wang
Burke – no, it’s Dick Wang. The name is Wang, Richard Wang.