Evee – I’m gonna have to keep it on my phone, which is gonna be hard.
Risa – okay, so keep it short, simple and straight to the point. And keep Wang out of it…
Evee – that’s not short… But it’s funny. I’ll have to write it down.
Evee – did you just say "born in a bull "?
Bentley – no, it’s born in a bowl
Risa – I feel like that’s worst
Evee – yeah that just gross
Bentley – well I hate to change his name since he’s Canon
Evee – well, we could call him BB…
Burke – well… B… I… B… We can call him Bib
Cid – Bob!
Evee -will we be able to bring our horses?
Burke – we have before, unless he got a new boat
Bentley – he still has the same boat…
Evee – you mean berry hasn’t destroyed it yet?
Bentley – not yet… But it’s still early
Evee – Why is the ferret still out?
Burke – Oh, I forgot him
Evee – Here, I’ll just put him up here, he’s my new pet
Burke – Actually, I’ll just put him away, or he’ll fall in your drink and you’ll choke on it. Choke on a ferret.
(The group gets accosted by shark monsters)
Foy – Where’s Jack Sparrow?!
Evee – Ugh, I don’t know if I want to spend a benny
McCloud – Don’t worry Kimi, I’ll give you mouth to mouth
Evee – Oh, no! I’ll spend the benny
Bentley – It’s either die or get CPR from McCloud
Burke – I think she’d rather die
McCloud – I’ll take up the rear
Maddie – McCloud’s no one wants you to take the behind
Evee – Wait, are you afraid of heights?
Cid – Yeah… It just hasn’t come up until now.
Burke – So, as we climb up we start hearing this whimpering sound
Evee – And everyone turns and looks at McCloud
McCloud – It’s not me!
Bentley – We will take you to stalks the night
Risa – Wait, does he know McCloud?
Evee – No, he’d be stalks in the night
Burke – No, he’s stalker in the night
Maddie – Me and my uncle are going to sleep…
Burke – Wait, you and your uncle are sleeping together?
Bentley – How do you think the entire family had green eyes?
Bentley – Who’s who?
Risa – This is eyes on fire
Bentley – And this is…
Cid – Lips like sugar
Maddie – Alright snakey pants, your time is over
Clint – Don’t talk about McCloud that way
Burke – You can go to Cid and beg him to smite you
Cid – (mimicking Foy) Please touch my pistol with your special touch