For the first time in Deadlands games history (ours anyway), Wang did not make an appearance…
Bentley rolls his dice, and it falls into the crack of the table
Burke: Quit aiming for the crack!
Foy/McCloud: I’ll go get the cows, let’s mooooove
Evee/Kimi: That’s so terrible… Bentley would be embarrassed
After the cards are dealt, the professor spends his turn attempting to talk the zombies into letting him experiment on their corpses.
Bentley: (To McCloud) he feels a strong sucking sensation on his… soul
Foy/McCloud: (makes several verbal “Moaning” sounds…)
Foy/McCloud: (to Kimi’s rolling badly) Shooting blanks again huh?
Evee/Kimi: You would know. You are the expert after all.
Foy: I rolled double one’s, I’m not seeing nothing…
Evee: (sarcastically) he’s looking at lady bugs
Burke: Well you know, lady’s (clicks his tongue and winks)
Evee: Eww, McCloud, what are you doing over there?
Foy: getting my soul sucked…
Professor: (Upon realizing that no Wang jokes had been made for the day) There haven’t been any Wang jokes
Burke – Well, Wanguendos
(The professor talks about experimenting on the beans, to which the idea of ‘screaming beans’ came about)
Bentley: you thought regular beans were musical
Burke: Yeah, scream beans. Whenever someone farts, you hear screams.
(Note: this was written with zero enthusiasm from the scribe)
Evee: Okay, Risa’s gone and you all revert to fart jokes. Risa needs to come back, I miss her!
Bentley: Oh, write that down! So I have proof…
(the group come upon an old abandoned house, everyone except the professor intends on staying well back)
Professor: But someone might be trapped. They might need our help
DJ: (who has heroism) … damn it (starts walking towards the house)
Evee/Kimi: (to McCloud being fed way too many compliments) Don’t stroke his ego…
Foy/McCloud: She can stroke something…
Burke: Here Foy, you can play this card on her (hands over the romance card)
Foy: No thanks, I’ve got Kimi…
Everyone else (including Kimi) what?
Foy/McCloud: Kimi, can you charm them?
Evee/Kimi: well, I can bat my eyelashes at them… (sarcastically)
Foy/McCloud: Well no! They aren’t trouser snakes
Foy/McCloud: I’m gonna shake the snakes
Barry/Professor: You should be good at that…
(Thank you for playing and have a good week)