(Okay, so I had this whole thing written out last night but then something happened and I lost the whole thing, so here I go, again… in a highly annoyed fashion)
(In reference to his adventure cards)
Foy – Can’t use those cards, neither one are good for me
Evee – (looking at his cards, he has the device malfunctions card) This says device, not body part, you’re safe.
Burke – this is deadlands, some body parts might be devices
Evee – hmm, McCloud, do you have a secret?
(Kimi talks about who to bring with her to go talk with the Sioux tribe and ask for safe passage)
Evee/KImi – (to DJ) well, you’d be the least controversial to come with me
Burke/DJ – …I don’t know
Evee/Kimi – From what we have to choose from…
Burke – Oh, that was a stealth slam, you didn’t see it coming and most didn’t hear it
Evee/Kimi – I don’t want McCloud watching with me
Barry/Professor – don’t worry, you aren’t McCloud’s type… just ask the cow hands
Evee – (rolling a notice for redshirt cowboys) the cowboys made it
Barry – the professor is distracted (upon failing his roll)
Foy – So is McCloud (also failing his roll)
Burke – hmm, with each other?
Evee – well, the professor did say I wasn’t McClouds type. He just wants me to stay away from his man.
Burke – Where’s McCloud’s gun?
Cid – The Professor has it…
Bentley – (talking about the men ambushing the party) it is dark, and they are under cover
Cid – They’re under our covers?! They are really stealthy
(The professor shoots off a few bolts, directly over the sleeping Clint, who wakes up)
Bentley – you wake up and see the green light of God and the Professor standing above you… Welcome to the church of Oglethorpe
McCloud – I was busy marking my territory
Evee/Kimi – with your horse?
McCloud – Not on my horse… sicko
Burke – If you two were shipped, would it be McKimi?
Cid – (talking about McCloud’s questionable relationship with his horse) He likes to write his own fanfiction (hmm… Friendship is magic?)
Evee – That’s really what he keeps in his journal.
(Take two completed…)