The jokes made a tiny bit of a come back from last week (no pun intended…)
Burke, Evee and Barry – with three
Bentley and Risa – with one
Foy gave us nothing… (per usual)
(Upon asking the GM if she could have her benny for doing the quotes for the day, the scribe received this conversation)
Bentley – You’re doing quotes? You have your notebook?
Evee – (having left it in the car) yeah, I went out to get it… and look, I came back with a Foy (who had, indeed come in with Evee)
Barry – That’s a pretty good trick
Evee – Tah Dah (complete with flourish)
Burke – Yeah, nothing up her sleeves, watch her pull Foy out of her ass!
Bentley – (his character having been gagged by DJ, mumbles furiously)
Barry – that sounds very close to “I’m warning you”
Risa/Maddie – “I am not in denial!”
(In reference to the cattle drive they’ve all been hired to do)
Risa/Maddie – I don’t want to be in the back. I’d rather be in the front.
Burke/DJ – She does know we’re talking about cattle… right?
Risa/Maddie – … what? (genuinely confused)
Bentley – (while talking to the group) have any of you ever broken a horse?
Evee – Kimi probably has…
Burke – DJ too
Professor – The professor hasn’t intentionally broken any horses…
Burke – (remembering) oh yeah, you forgot to write McCloud’s new name last week for the quotes… The Urkel kid
Bentley – the “steaks” are very high (talking about killing the cow we were supposed to be saving)
Burke – (in response to Kimi being covering in spiders) you could go rub off on the cow…
Evee – I don’t want to rub off on a cow!
McCloud – (in a “sincere” attempt to help Kimi with her spider problem) Try taking off your clothes.
Rise/Maddie – good thing she doesn’t understand him…
Evee – yeah… and if he tries himself, her father will bite off his reason for wanting her naked…
Risa – then we’ll have lost two Wangs
Bentley proceeds to go on a pun “stampede” about cows… while the rest of the group try to “steer” clear of the endless “slaughter” of jokes.
(Here are this weeks quotes, hope everyone has a great week! Cheers, Evee)