In true style… the Wang jokes continue
WAY too many to write, but no worries, this scribe kept an accurate count.
1st place: With 46 jokes Burke
2nd: With 23 jokes Barry
3rd: With 15 jokes Bentley
(somehow appropriate that the three B’s know how to make Wang funny ;D)
Tied for 3rd: also with 15 jokes Foy
4th: With 14 jokes Dan
5th place: With slight shame and 13 jokes Evee
6th and last place: With 11 jokes Risa
Oh yeah, these also include: Bone( r ), and that’s what she said (courtesy of Burke and Dan what a surprise xD)
Risa: Now we can make all the same Wang jokes with riding… (upon Wang having to learn how to ride a horse >.>)
Foy: (to the scribe) No, don’t write that! I’ll give you a Benny…
Bentley: several random puns
Risa/Maddie: (to Foy) I didn’t read your diary, suga’ did (pointing to DJ)
Foy/McCloud: I can’t wait ’til you get all Blaire Witch on us!
Dan/Wang: Okay Legalass (in regards to Kimi’s awesome shooting)
Barry: I got a Wang joke.
Burke: I know, we saw it on the bathroom wall.
Burke: I know, you’ve been getting gang banged over there (to Wang)
Evee: (when its suggested that she use her bennys to heal some NPC’s) We need to save those for us.
(upon meeting a particularly rude bellboy)
Barry/Morty: I’d like to know, do they sell this outfit in the adults section?
Burke/DJ: I want one for my monkey
Dan/Wang: With a tin cup
Risa/Maddie: I’ve had to get myself out of sticky situations…
Burke and Bentley: That’s a Wang joke!
Risa: No, it has nothing to do with Wang
(oh boy’s your mind always on one thing)
Burke: so, his bone is growing (upon being attacked by a nasty growing bone)
Foy/McCloud: I’m just asking for one stray bullet
Risa/Maddie: Big bones don’t scare you (to Kimi having made a guts check)
Burke/DJ: How many rings do you have?
Bentley/Lacey: Just one
Foy/McCloud: … I’ll take it (holding his hand out expectedly)
(and here’s this weeks quotes, one hand cramp later! Enjoy!)