Wang Quotes -
(Apparently with the scribe back, the Wang jokes reared up once again, though still no where near what it once was)
First place: Burke (per usual) with 8
Second place: Risa (oh my) with 6
Third place: Tied to Bentley and Dan with 5 each
Fourth place: Another tie to Barry and Evee with 3
Fifth place: Foy (bringing up the rear with Wang jokes, I’m not sure if that’s the safest place to be) with 1 joke
Burke: This is the Martin Sheen version of “winning” (in response to Bentley’s remark about the group ‘winning’)
Bentley – It’s a blowout sale! (said to Wang)
(Barry get’s up to get his order, when he returns a moment later, the entire map has changed to a dramatically new setting)
What?! I wasn’t gone that long!
(the group has the idea to get themselves hired by Kang as bounty hunters)
Dan – All the girls are there? Oh, Kang will hire you, but not as bounty hunters…
Dan – (discussing other possibilities of getting into Kang’s fortress) You can show up with prisoners in tow…
Risa/Maddie – I’m not a prisoner!
Bentley – she’s in denial
Dan – we can wait for the signal…
Foy – (caws like a crow) caw, caw
Bentley – (goes on a long and tireless rant about Shan Fan and Tam) …and we’ll watch his city burn to the ground!
Barry – and his little dog too!
Bentley – Who are you shooting at? (to Burke/DJ)
Burke/DJ – the only guy left…
Evee – … duck Wang
(in a discussion about how Kimi in some ways resembles a Disney Princess)
Evee – well, she is like a Disney Princess
Bentley – Disneyland isn’t too far
Risa – Deadlands Disney!
Barry – she can’t speak English, but she can sing “It’s a Small World”
Burke – (waiting for his initiative) is the professor done?
Dan – Yeah… he’s well done (upon the professor rolling a devastating one on his dice and blowing himself up… again)
Bentley – As you sail away, you hear “we’re warning you”
Foy – (mimicking the man who DJ spoke to in the beginning) I’m still in charge!
Barry/Professor – I can improve your gun… (to Foy/McCloud)
Foy/McCloud – (whimpers to himself)
Burke – (the group is given a few pills known as ‘Greased Lightning’ pills) We take the Greased Lightning pills and break out in song (sings an excerpt from the Greased Lightning song)
Barry/Professor – I’ll just move back here with McCloud (directly after blowing himself up)
Foy/McCloud – O_O Oh no! (Mr. Bill style)
Dan/Wang – We are not afraid of you! (he shouts to the bad guys… as he runs out the door and closes it quickly behind him)
(Okay here’s the quotes from this week, there are a lot of really good ones! See ya’ll tomorrow <3)