Foy – One more point and I’m legendary
Bentley – Assuming you don’t lose points
Foy – Wait are there negative points?
Evee – For you McCloud… Yes.
(Talking about how to get into Kong)
Bentley – (to Cid)What are you going to do?
Foy – Flash him?
Bentley – No, that’s what McCloud would do.
Bentley – Have you ever had general Tsaos bison bits?
Burke – That’s not technically Chinese
Bentley – Well the history is not our own
Cid – So now it’s general kangs bison bits
Burke – We show up at the insane asylum and they all just dog pile on top of him (points to McCloud)
Cid – At least this time he has his pants on
Evee – Awe can’t we just leave McCloud in there?
Foy – No you can’t just leave McCloud in there…
Evee – Well I suppose Cid is in there… And he’s useful
Bentley – The door slams shut behind you
Burke – We hear a high pitched scream and McCloud is banging on the door
I didn’t actually hear the door slam…
That’s okay McCloud is panicking enough for both of you
Bentley – These guys have sharp teeth
Evee – Freaking vampires
Foy – Well doctors are blood suckers
Bentley – Those are lawyers
Evee – Says the doctor
Evee – You don’t even know if they would have attacked you
Burke – That’s true
Foy – They were grotesque
Evee – So you’re killing them because they’re ugly?
Foy – Exactly I’m putting them out of they’re misery
Evee – That’s so shallow…
Foy – Duh
Burke – Your boobs need to shine up… Your boobs aren’t shiny enough for Bentley
Evee – We open the door "McCloud where are your pants?
Burke – And he’s a priest
Bentley – McCloud is shining his Bob’s
Burke – And he shot his load the second the doors closed